ok, I have a question...

so here is my question.  I personally in attack to christianity often hear the argument "well if there is a God  why do bad things happen to good people?"   first can i just say that is the dumbest thing i think i have ever heard.  so in response to this question i have a question.  here it is.  are you ready,  it's monumental, it's thought provoking,  it's gonna get your blood flowing,  it's gonna be great......here......it......goes.......   da da da daaaaaa   why do good things happen to bad people? ! 

why, because STUFF HAPPENS!   get over it,  you just don't want to accept that there is a God because then you will have to face the fact that you will be held accountable for all your actions.  and if you truly were a good person that wouldn't freak you out,  but your not and you know you aren't and you try to philosophize (david word) and debate your way out of paying for your actions.   but no you try to convince yourself that there is no God.  if you truly believe there is no God you will think i am stupid for believing in one and would leave it at that.....  good grief people is it that hard?